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Two vacuum cleaners with faces, Harold and Diane, in love at a Walmart, sold as a 2-for-1 bundle. ⤢ Tap to expand
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Harold & Diane

Harold and Diane were a 2-for-1 bundle. They were in love. A customer wanted to buy only one of them.

Gary had worked at Walmart for eleven years. This was his finest moment.

Gary the Walmart associate intervened. Harold and Diane went home together. Gary saluted.

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Two vacuum cleaners with faces, Harold and Diane, in love at a Walmart, sold as a 2-for-1 bundle.