Exhibit No. 005Corporate

Two executives calmly discuss cutting long-tenured staff to protect the stock price, under a wall sign reading OUR PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST ASSET. ⤢ Tap to expand
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Our Greatest Asset

The quarterly numbers needed to land. Headcount was the cleanest lever they had before the end of the period.

We need some fresh blood anyway.

“OUR PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST ASSET” hung on the wall behind them the entire conversation.

Relatability 95% — the author's own assessment

Be honest.
And how did it make you feel?

They'll know exactly who it's about.

There are more where this came from.

I'll let you know when I add new comics, and when the thing I'm working on is ready.

You're on the list. I appreciate it, in my way.

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Two executives calmly discuss cutting long-tenured staff to protect the stock price, under a wall sign reading OUR PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST ASSET.