Exhibit No. 009Absurd

At 3 AM a mattress named Darlene gently tries to talk to the sleeping man about his weight; he is not ready to have this conversation. ⤢ Tap to expand
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How A Mattress Feels

It was 3 AM. The mattress had something she had been wanting to say for twelve years.

DARLENE. I am NOT ready to have this conversation.

She said it gently. He was not ready. She is the one who suffers the consequences. Every single night.

Relatability 89% — the author's own assessment

Be honest.
And how did it make you feel?

They'll know exactly who it's about.

There are more where this came from.

I'll let you know when I add new comics, and when the thing I'm working on is ready.

You're on the list. I appreciate it, in my way.

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At 3 AM a mattress named Darlene gently tries to talk to the sleeping man about his weight; he is not ready to have this conversation.