Exhibit No. 014Dogs

A family happily eats McDonald's at the table while the dog watches from his slow-feeder bowl, thinking a single bitter word. ⤢ Tap to expand
Dogs

Slow Feeder

The family got McDonald’s. The dog got the slow feeder. The one shaped like a maze.

Assholes.

He watched them laugh through the doorway. He thought what any of us would think.

Relatability 90% — the author's own assessment

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A family happily eats McDonald's at the table while the dog watches from his slow-feeder bowl, thinking a single bitter word.